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It's not easy having

yourself a good time

Greasing up those

bets and betters

watching out they

don't four-letter

Fuck and kiss you

both at the same time

smells like something

I've forgotten

curled up died

and now it's rotten

I'm not a gangster tonight

don't wanna be a bad guy

I'm just a loner, baby

and now you've

gotten in my way

I can't decide

whether you

should live or die

Oh, you'll probably

go to heaven

please don't hang

your head and cry

no wonder why

My heart feels dead inside

it's cold and

hard and petrified

lock the doors

and close the blinds

we're goin' for a ride

It's a bitch convincing

people to like you

if I stop now

call me a quitter

if lies were cats

you'd be a litter

Pleasing everyone

isn't like you

dancing jigs

until I'm crippled

slug ten drinks

I won't get pickled

I've got to hand it to you

you've played by

all the same rules

it takes the truth to fool me

and now you've

made me angry

I can't decide

whether you

should live or die

Oh, you'll probably

go to heaven

please don't hang

your head and cry

no wonder why

My heart feels dead inside

it's cold and

hard and petrified

lock the doors

and close the blinds

we're goin' for a ride

Oh, I could throw

you in the lake

or feed you poisoned

birthday cake

I won't deny

I'm gonna miss you

when you're gone

Oh, I could bury you alive

but you might

crawl out with a knife

and kill me when I'm sleepin'

that's why

I can't decide

whether you

should live or die

Oh, you'll probably

go to heaven

please don't hang

your head and cry

no wonder why

My heart feels dead inside

it's cold and

hard and petrified

lock the doors

and close the blinds

we're goin' for a ride