I met you

in jose's cantina

Oh, you looked

so lonesome and sad

So I said with a wink

let me buy you a drink

and then maybe things

won't seem so bad

You ordered

a large champagne cocktail

then vodka, then wine

from the rhone

And as I bought it

I suddenly thought

it's no wonder that

you're on your own

You took me

across down to your place

my eagerness

I could not hide

As you walked

'cross the floor

and you locked

the front door

why did you

leave me outside

So I went

to my uncle hernando

saying my heart

is filled with desire

But the lady says no

and all the waters that

flow from the mountains

can't put out the fire

He said

when a lady says no

she sometimes means yes

you young hot-head

I said that may be so

but she didn't say no

she simply said go

and get knotted

So I came here

and I sang

'neath your window

from midnight 'til

gone half past three

Oh, tell me sweet lady

sweet lady pray tell me

what was it

you emptied on me

I hoped

when I came to merida

that I'd find

the love of my life

And I gave you my heart

but we drifted apart

so I'm going back to the wife