Last night I told

you I loved you

woke up, blamed

it on the vodka

I genuinely thought

I was dying

and I could see that

smile you were hiding

Last night I told

you I need you

that's the last time

I drink tequila

Super-lemon and his

sidekick salt-kid

I start crying and

verbally assaulting

Last night I asked

you to marry me

that's when I

remembered the brandy

I wake up and claim

I didn't say it

screwed if I ever

wake up in Vegas

Wish I could stop

and I'm not joking

drinking too much

and socially smoking

Wish I could stop

and start to behave

and then wake up

in the morning

and never miss a day again

Last night

police had to frisk me

in the cells, thanks to

bell's fine whisky

I think I said too much

like, do you like my bracelets

oh wait, they're handcuffs

Last night I said

I want your babies

forget the ice

it's not nice to drink Baileys

I drink that much

that I forget

whatever embarrassing

thing I say next

You said I got on one knee

and there's no way

unless I've been drinking

oh wait, Rose!

Sailor Jerry's rum

I think I drunk a ship full

please, please, someone

provide me a Disprol

Last night I

called you a loser

I think that was

after flaming sambuca

I shouted at you

do me a favour

and, that's when

I fell off the pavement

Wish I could stop

and I'm not joking

drinking too much

and socially smoking

Wish I could stop

and start to behave

and then wake up

in the morning

and never miss a day again

'Cause I'd love to learn

when to shut my mouth

wake up in the morning

and be in my own house

Do one last shot

I'd know when to stop

no more photos on Facebook

of me doing the robot

Know when to leave and

when to lock my front door

stop waking up in trees

and in a bed full of people

Sitting in a cupboard

with my weird best friend

but, I'm only young so

I'm not gonna pretend

I wish I, could stop

'cause I'm not joking

I've been drinking too much

and socially smoking

I don't really wanna

learn to behave, amen

and I, just missed

another day again