Male singer

Female singer

Both together

The river was

deep but I swam it

the future is

ours so let’s plan it

so please don’t

tell me to can it

I’ve one thing to say

and that’s damn it Janet

I love you

The road was

long but I ran it

there’s a fire in my

heart and you fan it

if there’s one fool

for you then I am it

I’ve one thing to say

and that’s damn it Janet

I love you

Here’s a ring to

prove that I’m no joker

there’s three ways

that love can grow

that’s good

bad or mediocre

Oh J.A.N.E.T.

I love you so

Oh it’s nicer than

Betty Munroe had

now we’re engaged

and I’m so glad

that you’ve met mum

and you know dad

I’ve one thing

to say and that’s Brad

I’m mad for you too

Oh Brad

oh damn it

I’m mad

oh Janet

for you

I love you too ooh ooh

There’s one thing

left to do ah ooh

and that’s go see

the man who began it

when we met in

his science exam it

Made me give you

the eye and then panic

now I’ve one

thing to say and that’s

damn it Janet I love you

Damn it Janet

oh Brad I’m mad

damn it Janet

I... love you.....