I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby, sweat baby

sex is a Texas drought

me and you do the kind

of stuff that only

Prince would sing about

So, put your hands

down my pants

and I'll bet you'll feel nuts

yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert

and you're getting

two thumbs up

You've had enough

of two-hand touch

you want it rough

you're out of bounds

I want you smothered

want you covered

like my waffle house

hashbrowns

Comin' quicker than FedEx

never reach an apex

just like Coca-Cola stock

you are inclined

to make me rise

an hour early

just like Daylight

Savings Time

You and me, baby ain't

nothin' but mammals so

let's do it like they do on

the Discovery Channel

You and me, baby ain't

nothin' but mammals so

let's do it like they do on

the Discovery Channel

Love the kind you clean up

with a mop and bucket

like the lost

catacombs of Egypt

only God knows

where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics

let me be Pacific

I wanna be down

in your South Seas

but I got this notion

that the motion

of your ocean means

Small Craft Advisory

So, if I capsize

on your thighs, high tide

B-5, you sunk my battleship

please turn me on

I'm Mister Coffee

with an automatic drip

So, show me yours

I'll show you mine

tool time, you'll lovett

just like lyle

and then we'll do it

doggy style, so

we can both watch X-Files

You and me, baby ain't

nothin' but mammals so

let's do it like they do on

the Discovery Channel

you and me, baby ain't

nothin' but mammals so

let's do it like they do on

the Discovery Channel

You and me, baby ain't

nothin' but mammals so

let's do it like they do on

the Discovery Channel

you and me, baby ain't

nothin' but mammals so

let's do it like they do on

the Discovery Channel

You and me, baby ain't

nothin' but mammals so

let's do it like they do on

the Discovery Channel

you and me, baby ain't

nothin' but mammals so

let's do it like they do on

the Discovery Channel