Uncle Albert

Mary Poppins

Bert

I love to laugh

loud and long and clear

I love to laugh

it's getting worse every year

The more I laugh

the more I fill with glee

and the more the glee

the more I'm a merrier me

it's embarrassing

the more I'm a merrier me

Some people laugh

through their noses

sounding something

like this: hmmm...

dreadful!

Some people laugh

through their teeth

goodness sakes

Hissing and fizzing

like snakes: sss...

not at all attractive

to my way of thinking

Some laugh too fast

(fast laughing)

some only blast

haaa!

Others they

twitter like birds

(twitter laughing)

you know you're

as bad as he is

Then there's that kind what

can't make up their mind

(various laughter styles)

When things

strike me as funny

I can't hide it inside

and squeak, hee!

As the squeakelers do

I've got to let go

with a ho-ho-ho...

and a ha-ha-ha... too

We love to laugh

loud and long and clear

we love to laugh

so, everybody can hear

The more you laugh

the more you fill with glee

and the more the glee

the more we're a merrier we

(crazy laughter to end)