Well, Ali Baba had

them forty thieves

Scheherazade had

a thousand tales

But Master, you in luck

'cause up your sleeves

you got a brand

of magic never fails

You've got some power

in your corner now

some heavy ammunition

in your camp

You got some punch

pizzazz, yahoo and how

see, all you gotta do is

rub that lamp and I'll say

Mister Aladdin, sir

what will your pleasure be

let me take your order

jot it down

you ain't never had

a friend like me, ha, ha, ha

Life is your restaurant

and I'm your Maitre D

come on whisper

what it is you want

you ain't never

had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride

ourselves on service

you're the boss

the King, the shah

Say what you wish

it's yours, true dish

how 'bout a

little more baklava

Have some of column A

try all of column B

I'm in the mood

to help you, dude

you ain't never

had a friend like me

Wah-ha-ha, oh, my

wah-ha-ha, no, no

wah-ha-ha, my, my, my

baba-baba-zip-bah

Can your friends do this

can your friends do that

can your friends pull this

out their little hat

Can your friends go poof!

Well, looky here, ha, ha

can your friends go

abracadabra, let her rip

and then make

the sucker disappear

So, don't just sit there

slack-jawed, buggy-eyed

I'm here to answer all

your midday prayers

You've got me

bona fide certified

you've got a genie

for a charge d'affaires

I got a powerful

urge to help you out

so, what you wish

I really wanna know

You've got a list

that's three miles long

no doubt

well, all you gotta do

is rub like so, and oh

Mister Aladdin, sir

have a wish or two or three

I'm on the job, you big nabob

you ain't never had a friend

never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend

never had a friend

you ain't never

had a friend like me...

a-ha-ha

Wah-ha-ha

you ain't never had

a friend like me, ha!