Ain't it a glorious day

right as a mornin' in may

I feel like I could fly

now Bert, none of

your larking about

Have you ever seen

the grass so green

or a bluer sky

Oh, it's a jolly

holiday with Mary

Mary makes your

heart so light

you haven't changed

a bit, have you

When the day

is grey and ordinary

Mary makes the

sun shine bright

Oh, honestly

Oh, happiness is

bloomin' all around her

the daffodils are

smilin' at the dove

When Mary holds your hand

you feel so grand

your heart starts beatin'

like a big brass band

you are light-headed

It's a jolly holiday with Mary

no wonder that

it's Mary that we love

Oh, it's a jolly

holiday with Mary

Mary makes your

heart so light

When the day

is grey and ordinary

Mary makes the

sun shine bright

Oh, happiness is

bloomin' all around her

the daffodils are

smiling at the dove

Oink! Oink!

When Mary holds your hand

you feel so grand

your heart starts beatin'

like a big brass band

It's a jolly holiday with Mary

no wonder that

it's Mary that we love

Oh, it's a jolly holiday

with you, Bert

gentlemen like you are few

a vanishin' breed, that's me

Though you're just a

diamond in the rough, Bert

underneath

your blood is blue

common knowledge

You'd never think of

pressing your advantage

forbearance is the

hallmark of your creed

true

A lady needn't fear

when you are near

your sweet gentility

is crystal clear

Oh, it's a jolly holiday

with you, Bert

a jolly, jolly holiday

with you...