I don't know dude

I think everyone's

all jealous and sh*t

'Cos I'm like the

lead singer of

a band dude

And I think everyone's

got a freakin' problem

with me dude

And they need to

take it up with me

after the show

Because these chicks

don't even know the

name of my band

But they're all on me

like they wanna

hold hands

'Cos once I blow

they know that

I'll be the man

All because I'm

the lead singer

of my band

So I get off stage

right and drop

the mic

Walk up to the

hot chicks and

I'm all like

What's up ladies,

my name's Slim Shady

I'm the lead singer

in D-12 baby

They're all like:

"oh my god it's him"

"Becky oh my freakin'

God it's Eminem"

I swear to freakin' God

dude you freakin' rock

please won't you please

let me suck your c**k

By now the

rest of the fellas

get jealous

Especially when I drop

the beat and

do my acapellas

all the chicks start yellin'

All the hot babes throw

their bras and their shirts

and their panties on stage

so like every single night

they pick a fight with me

But when we fight it's kinda

like sibling rivalry 'cos they're

back on stage the

next night with me

dude I just think you're tryna

steal the light from me

Yesterday Kuniva tried

to pull a knife on me

because I told him

Jessica Alba's

my wife to be

This rock star sh*t,

it's the life for me

and all the other guys

just despise me because

These chicks don't

even know the

name of my band

But they're all on me

like they wanna

hold hands

'Cos once I blow

they know that

I'll be the man

All because I'm

the lead singer

of my band

My band my band

my band my band

my band my band

my band my band

my band...

Ah c'mon dude

just gimme the mic

You just wanna see

a n*gga backwards

don't you

Hey dad how come

we don't rap on Protools

smash these vocals

and do a performance

But we in the van and

he in a tour bus

you don't want my

autograph, you's a liar

And no I'm Swift

oh I thought

you was Kuniva

What the hell is wrong

with that dressing room

'cos my sh*t is lookin'

smaller than a decimal

See I know how to rap,

see it's simple but

all I did was read a

Russell Simmons book

See I'm more intect, tryna get on

the map doin' jumpin jacks while

get whipped on my back, look him

little punk ass thinkin' he's the

sh*t, yeah I know man find 'm'self

takin' on a flick, hey I thought

we had an interview with DJ Clue

No I had an interview

not you two

you gonna be late for soundcheck

man I ain't goin' to soundcheck

but our mics are screwed up

and his always sound best

You know what man

I'm-a say somethin'

hey yo em

you got somethin to say?

Man no

I thought you 'bout to tell him off,

man what's up? Man I'm-a tell

him when I feel like it, man shut

up and you ain't even back me up

when we s'posed to be crew

when I was bout to talk right

after you, I swear

These chicks don't

even know the name

of my band

But they're all on me

like they wanna

hold hands

'Cos once I blow

they know that I'll

be the man

All because I'm

the lead singer

of my band

They say the lead

singers rock,

but the group does not

once we sold out arenas

to the amusement park

I'm gonna let the world

know that proof is hot

I should cut his mic off

when the music starts

Ready to slap on

a dumbass fan

every time I hear:

"hey dude I love your band"

We ain't a band bitch

we don't play instruments

so why he get 90 and

we only get 10 percent

and these guys they can

find every area code

Proof carry my bag

bitch carry your own

can't make it to the stage,

security in my way

who the f**k are you?

Where's Obie and Dre?

God dammit I'm sick

of this group

Time for me to go solo

and make some loop

I told you I made the

beats and wrote

all the raps

till Kon Artist slipped

me some crack

Lose Yourself video

I was in the back

Superman video

I was in the back

F**k the media, I got

some suggestions,f**k

Marshall, ask us the

questions like who's D-12,

how we get started

Bitch are you retarded?

Anyway I'm the

popularest

guy in the group

Big ass stomach,

bitches think I'm cute

Then he told me to do

situps to get buff

I did two and a half and

then I couldn't get up

F**k D-12,

I'm outta this band

I'm gonna start a group

with the real Roxanne

Girl why can't you see

you're the only one for

me and it just tears my

ass apart to know that

you don't know my name

These chicks don't

even know the name

of my band

But they're all on me

like they wanna

hold hands

'Cos once I blow

I know that

I'll be the man

All because

I'm the lead singer

of my band

My band my band

my band my band

my band my band

my band my band

my band...

Oh I'm the lead singer

of my band

I get all the girl's

to take off

their underpants

I'm the lead singer

of my band, my salsa

makes all the pretty

girl's want to dance

my salsa

Woh look out for my

next single,

it's called My Salsa

My salsa, salsa, salsa,

salsa

My salsa makes all the pretty

girls want to dance and take

off their underpants

my salsa makes all the

pretty girls dance and

want to take off their

underpants, my salsa

Where'd everybody go?