I can't remember when

we met

because she didn't have a

top on

I improvised a little bit

she said my references

were spot on

Can I take you for a drink?

She said, oh God,

I'll have to think

because we're mates,

it doesn't feel right

And I said, it's cool,

and I was messing

but it's true

Yeah, it's you, you're the

one that makes me

feel right

I've been in love with her

for ages

and I can't seem to

get it right

I fell in love with her

in stages

my whole life

I had a dream

where we had kids

you would cook,

I'd do the nappies

We went to

Winter Wonderland

and it was s**t but

we were happy

I'm sorry that

I'm kinda queer,

it's not as weird as

it appears

It's 'cause my body

doesn't stop me

oh, it's okay,

lots of people think

I'm gay

But we're friends,

so it's cool,

why would it not be?

I've been in love with her

for ages

and I can't seem to

get it right

I fell in love with her

in stages

my whole life

And there's been

no way for me to say

that I felt a certain

way in stages, oh

I think the story needs

more pages, yes

I've been in love with her

for ages and ages,

I've been in love with her

for ages

And ages,

I've been in love with her

for ages

Ages, and ages,

I've been in love with her

for ages

Ages, and ages

yeah,

I've been in love with you

for ages

Ages,

and ages

yeah

I've been in love with you

for ages

I've been in love with you

for ages