Well, I was sittin'

in a roadhouse

down on highway forty-one

you were wipin'

off some ketchup

on a table that was done

I knew you didn't see me

I was in a corner booth

of course you

weren't my waitress

mine was missin'

her front tooth

So, I flagged you

down for coffee

but I couldn't say a thing

but I'm in love with you, baby

and I don't even

know your name

I'm in love with you, baby

I don't even know your name

I've never been too good

at all those sexual games

So, maybe it's just better

if we leave it this way

I'm in love with you, baby

and I don't even

know your name

So, I ordered

straight Tequila

a little courage in a shot

and I asked you for a date

and then I asked

to tie the knot

I got a little wasted

Yeah, I went a little far

and I finally got to hug you

when you helped me

to my car

The last thing I remember

I heard myself say

I'm in love with you, baby

and I don't even

know your name

I'm in love with you, baby

I don't even know your name

I've never been too good

at all those sexual games

So, maybe it's just better

if we leave it this way

I'm in love with you, baby

and I don't even

know your name

The next thing I remember

I was hearin' weddin' bells

standin' by a woman

in a long white lacy veil

I raised the veil

and she smiled at me

without her left front tooth

and I said where the hell am I

and just who

the hell are you

She said

I was your waitress

and our last name's

now the same

'Cause I'm married

to you, baby

and I don't even

know your name

I'm married to a waitress

I don't even know her name

I've never been too good

at all those sexual games

I never thought

my love life would

quite turn out this way

hey, I'm married to a waitress

and I don't even

know her name