Sung

Spoken

I was working in the lab

late one night

when my eyes beheld

an eerie sight

For my monster

from his slab

began to rise

and suddenly

to my surprise

He did the monster mash

it was a graveyard smash

it caught on in a flash

he did the monster mash

From my laboratory

in the Castle East

to the master bedroom

where the vampires feast

The ghouls all came

from their humble abodes

to get a jolt

from my electrodes

They did the monster mash

it was a graveyard smash

it caught on in a flash

they did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun

the party had just begun

the guests included Wolf Man

Dracula and his son

The scene was rocking

all were digging the sounds

Igor on chains

backed by his baying hounds

The coffin-bangers

were about to arrive

with their vocal group

the Crypt-kicker Five

They played

the monster mash

it was a graveyard smash

it caught on in a flash

they played

the monster mash

Out from his coffin

Drac's voice did ring

seems he was troubled

by just one thing

Opened the lid

and shook his fist

and said

whatever happened

to my Transylvania twist

It's now the monster mash

and it's a graveyard smash

it's caught on in a flash

it's now the monster mash

Now everything's cool

drac's a part of the band

and my monster mash

is the hit of the land

For you, the living

this mash was meant too

when you get to my door

tell them Boris sent you

Then you can monster mash

and do my graveyard smash

you'll catch on in a flash

then you can monster mash

Rrrr.... mash, good

easy Igor

you impetuous young boy

mmm, mash, good