Eight o'clock, Monday

night and I'm waitin'

To finally talk to a girl

a little cooler than me

Her name is Nona, she's

a rocker with a nose ring

She wears a two way,

but I'm not quite sure

what that means

And when she walks

all the wind blows

and the angels sing

But she doesn't

notice me

'Cos she's watchin'

wrestling, creamin' over

tough guys, listenin' to

rap metal, turntables

in her eyes

Like a bad movie she is

lookin' through me. If you

were me then you'd be

screamin:

Someone shoot me

As I fail miserably

Tryin' to get the girl

all the bad guys want

The girl all the

bad guys want

She likes the godsmack

and I like agent orange

Her cd-changer's full of

singers that are mad

at their dad. She says

she'd like to score some

reefer and a forty

She'll never know

that I'm the best

that she'll never have

And when she walks

All the wind blows

and the angels sing

But she'll never

notice me

'Cos she's watchin'

wrestling, creamin' over

tough guys, listenin' to

rap metal, turntables

in her eyes

She likes 'em with

a moustache

Racetrack season pass

Drivin' in a Trans-Am

Does a mullet

make a man?

It's like a bad movie

She is lookin' through me

If you were me,

then you'd be screamin:

Someone shoot me

As I fail miserably tryin'

to get the girl all the

bad guys want

She's the girl all

the bad guys want

She's the girl all

the bad guys want

She's the girl all

the bad guys want

There she goes again

With fishnets on and

dreadlocks in her hair

She broke my heart

I wanna be sedated

All I wanted was

to see her naked

Now I'm watchin'

wrestling, tryin' to be

a tough guy listenin' to

rap metal, turntables

in my eyes

I can't grow a moustache

And I ain't got no season

pass, all I got's a moped

moped moped

It's like a bad movie

She is lookin' through me

If you were me,

then you'd be screamin:

Someone shoot me

As I fail miserably

Tryin' to get the girl

all the bad guys want

She's the girl all

the bad guys want

She's the girl

all the bad guys want

She's the girl all

the bad guys want

She's the girl all

the bad guys want