I took her out

it was a Friday night

I wore cologne

to get the feeling right

We started makin' out

and she took off my pants

but then I turned on the t.v.

and that's about the time

she walked away from me

Nobody likes you

when you're twenty-three

and I'm still more

amused by t.v. shows

What the hell is a.d.d.

my friends say

I should act my age

what's my age again

what's my age again

Then later on

on the drive home

I called her Mom

from a payphone

I said I was the cops

and your husband's in jail

the state looks

down on sodomy

and that's about the time

that bitch hung up on me

Nobody likes you

when you're twenty-three

and I'm still more amused

by prank phone calls

What the hell is call i.d.

my friends say

I should act my age

what's my age again

what's my age again

And that's about the time

she walked away from me

nobody likes you

when you're twenty-three

and you still act like

you're in freshman year

What the hell

is wrong with me

my friends say

I should act my age

what's my age again

That's about the time that

she broke up with me

no one should take

themselves so seriously

with many years ahead

to fall in line

Why would you

wish that on me

I never wanna act my age

what's my age again

what's my age again

What's my age again.....