Hey mom

there's something

in my bedroom

Hope it's not the

creature from above

You used to read

me stories

as if my dreams

were boring

We all know

conspiracies

are dumb

What if people knew

that these were real

I'd leave my

closet door

open all night

I know the

CIA would say

what you hear

is all hearsay

I wish someone

would tell me

what was right

Up all night long

and there's

something very wrong

And I know

it must be late

Been gone

since yesterday

I'm not like

you guys

I'm not like you

I am still a sceptic

yes you know me

Been best friends

and will be

till we die

I got an injection

of beer from

the abduction

My best friend thinks

I'm just telling lies

alright

Up all night long

and there's

something very wrong

And I know

it must be late

Been gone

since yesterday

I'm not like

you guys

I'm not like you

Dark and

scary, ordinary

Explanation,

information

Nice to know ya,

paranoia

Where's my mother,

biofather

Up all night long

and there's

something very wrong

And I know

it must be late

Been gone

since yesterday

I'm not like

you guys

Twelve majestic lies