I've been so

many places

I've seen so

many faces

But nothing compares

to these blue and

yellow purple hills

I climb the

highest mountain

Once or twice

but who's countin'

But nothing compares

to these blue and

yellow purple hills

Cool, calm

just like my mom

With a couple of

lawsuits inside

her palms

It's Mr Mischief

with a trick

up his sleeve

Roll up on you

like Christopher Reeve

I can't describe

the vibe I get when I

drive by six people

And five I hit

An shit, I started

a mosh pit

Squash da chick and

lost the foster kids

This room makes

me hallucinate

Then I sweat till

I start losing weight

Till I see dumb shit

start happenin'

Dumber than

Vanilla Ice tryin'

to rap again

So bounce, bounce

c'mon bounce

I said c'mon bounce

Everybody in the

house doing

mass amounts

To the women

in the thongs with

their asses out

We don't bullshit

Better ask around

D-twelve throws the

bombest bash in town

Bizarre, your mom

is crashing out

Help me get her

on the couch 'fore

she passes out

Drop that

Someone help Denaun

who's upstairs wrestling

with Elton John

Hey Voo, you see

me stepping on

these leprechauns

It gotta be Tums

the Ex-lax is gone

Yeah I took 'em all

with some Parmesan

And I think

my arm is gone

Yo, it's probably numb

Young, dumb

and full of yuch!

And I think he's 'bout

to swallow his tongue

Scary ass

it was a false alarm

You think I'm about

to die when

I just got on

Well stop acting stupid

You get so high that

you might wake

up with a guy

on some new shit

I think I did

too much

I think

I got the runs

Rolaids, Pepto

and Tums

Watch out,

here it comes

I've been so

many places

I've seen so

many faces

But nothing compares

to these blue and

yellow purple hills

I climb the

highest mountain

Once or twice

but who's countin'

But nothing compares

to these blue and

yellow purple hills

Dirty Dozen

Eighty of us

Shady brothers

Ladies love us

That's why our

baby mothers

Love us but they

hate each other

They probably wanna

take each other out

and date each other

Something, something

I dunno

Hop hills,

hills of hop

Hop to the hills,

gonna steal

some co'

Snort two lines

that were filled

with chalk

Thought it was

incredible and

killed the hawk

I wanna roll away

like a rollerblade

Until my eyes roll back

in my skull for days

And when I'm old and

gray gonna go for broke

No okey-doke,

pack up my nose

with soap

Am I supposed

to choke

Had an accident

when the

Trojan broke

Ahh, poor baby,

born by whore lady

Now I'm payin'

child support

I take four shots

at one time

And I don't need to

chase when I'm

swallowing mine

In Bizarre's hatchback

We can't go far 'cos

the car has flats

Why the hell you

people think I rap

Because my mother

taught me how to

breach contracts

If you got cash,

then hide it so

I just wanna get by

like you and I don't

give a damn if you

find any room

Mean, crude,

the hell with

you too

I only need three

blunts then I'm cool

I just popped some

and I'm going

back soon

I've been so

many places

I've seen so

many faces

But nothing compares

to these blue and

yellow purple hills

I climb the

highest mountain

Once or twice

but who's countin'

But nothing compares

to these blue and

yellow purple hills

I'm at a rave,

looking at a babe

Like she wants it

Gin and tonic

demonic

Body smelt

like vomit

Loony, crazy, chunky,

sexy, dopey-headed

guy

Whipped cream,

dirty mattresses,

wanna try

Blue hills,

golden seals

Got Bizarre actin' ill

Drugs kill

Chick I'm for real

Shut your mouth

you dirty girl

You know you want

me in your world

Ladies, please

don't fight

Bizarre's here

all night

I've been so

many places

I've seen so

many faces

But nothing compares

to these blue and

yellow purple hills

I climb the

highest mountain

Once or twice

but who's countin'

But nothing compares

to these blue and

yellow purple hills

Dirty Dozen

eighty of us

Shady brothers,

ladies love us

That's why our

baby mothers

love us but they

hate each other

They probably wanna

take each other out

and date each other

Something, something...

I dunno