Naughty boys

in nasty schools

headmaster's breakin'

all the rules

Havin' fun and

playin' fools

smashin' up the

woodwork tools

All the teachers in the pub

passin' round the ready rub

tryin' not to think of when

the lunchtime bell

will ring again

Oh, what fun we had

but did it really turn out bad

all I learnt at school

was how to bend

not break the rule

Oh, what fun we had

but at the time

it seemed so bad

tryin' different ways to

make a difference to

The headmaster's

had enough today

all the kids have gone away

gone to fight with

next door's school

every term that is the rule

Sits alone and bends his cane

same old backsides again

all the small ones

tell tall tales

walkin' home and

squashin' snails

Oh, what fun we had

but did it really turn out bad

all I learnt at school

was how to bend

not break the rule

Oh, what fun we had

but at the time

it seemed so bad

tryin' different ways

to make a difference

to the days

Lots of girls

and lots of boys

lots of smells

and lots of noise

playin' football in the park

kickin' pushbikes after dark

Baggy trousers, dirty shirt

pullin' hair and eatin' dirt

teacher comes to break it up

back of the head

with a plastic cup

Oh, what fun we had

but did it really turn out bad

all I learnt at school

was how to bend

not break the rule

Oh, what fun we had

but at the time

it seemed so bad

tryin' different ways

to make a difference

to the days

Baggy trousers

baggy trousers

baggy trousers

Baggy trousers

baggy trousers

baggy trousers

Baggy trousers

baggy trousers

baggy trousers

Baggy trousers

baggy trousers

baggy trousers