Some things in life are bad

they can really make you mad

other things just make you

swear and curse

When you're

chewin' on life's gristle

don't grumble, give a whistle

and this'll help things

turn out for the best

And...

always look on

the bright side of life

always look on

the light side of life

If life seems jolly rotten

there's somethin'

you've forgotten

and that's to laugh and smile

and dance and sing

When you're

feelin' in the dumps

don't be silly, chumps

just purse your lips

and whistle

that's the thing

And always look on

the bright side of life

come on!

always look on

the bright side of life

For life is quite absurd

and death's the final word

you must always

face the curtain with a bow

Forget about your scene

give the audience a grin

enjoy it

it's your last chance, anyhow

So, always look on

the bright side of death

a-just before you

draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of s##t

when you look at it

life's a laugh

and death's a joke, it's true

You'll see it's all a show

keep 'em laughin' as you go

just remember that

the last laugh is on you

And always look on

the bright side of life

always look on

the right side of life

c'mon, Brian, cheer up!

Always look on

the bright side of life

worse things

happen at sea, you know

I mean what you got to lose

you know

you come from nothin'

you're goin' back to nothin'

what you lost, nothin'

Nothin' will

come from nothin'

you know what they say

Cheer up, you old bugger

c'mon, give us a grin

there you are, see

it's The End of the film

Incidentally, this record's

available in the foyer

some of us got to

live as well, you know

Right that's your lot

let's get this

place cleared up

the show's dismantled

within three weeks

Who do you think

pays for all this rubbish

they're not gonna make

their money back, you know

I told him

I said to him

Bernie, I said, they'll never

make their money back