Sophia Loren

Peter Sellers

Both together

Oh doctor I'm in trouble

well goodness gracious me

For everytime a certain man

is standing next to me, mmm

A flush comes to my face

and my pulse begins to race

It goes boom boodee boom

boodee boom boodee boom

boodee boom boodee boom

boodee boom boom boom

Boom boodee boom

boodee boom boodee boom

well goodness gracious me

How often does this happen

when did the trouble start

You see my stethoscope

is boobing to the throbbing

of your heart

What kind of man is he

to create this allergy

It goes boom boodee boom

boodee boom boodee boom

boodee boom boodee boom

boodee boom boom boom

Boom boodee boom

boodee boom boodee boom

well goodness gracious me

From New Delhi to Darjeeling

I have done

my share of healing

and I've never yet

been beaten or out boxed

I remember that with one

jab of my needle in the Punjab

how I cleared up Delhi belly

and the dreaded disentary

But your complaint

has got me really foxed

Oh doctor touch my fingers

well goodness gracious me

You may be very clever

but however can't you see

My heart beats

much too much

at a certain tender touch

It goes boom boodee boom

boodee boom boodee boom

boodee boom boodee boom

boodee boom boom boom

Boom boodee boom

boodee boom boodee boom

well goodness gracious me

Can I see your tongue

nothing the matter with it

put it away please

Maybe it's my back

maybe it is

shall I lie down, yes, ah...

My initial diagnosis rules

out measles and thrombosis

Sleeping sickness

and as far as I can tell...

Influenza, inflamation

whooping cough

and night starvation

And you'll be so glad to hear

that both your eyeballs

are so clear

That I can positively

swear that you are well

ya-ya....

Put two and two together, four

If you have eyes to see, yes

The face that makes

my pulses race

is right in front of me

Ooh there is nothing

I can do for my heart

is jumping too

We go boom boodee boom

boodee boom boodee boom

boodee boom boodee boom

boodee boom boom boom

Boom boodee boom

boodee boom boodee boom

goodness gracious

how ordacious

Goodness gracious

how flirtacious

Goodness gracious

it is me, it is you

ah-ha I am sorry it is us

Aaaaah..!