Well, I'm rumblin'

in this JCB

I'm five years old

and my dad's a giant

sitting beside me

And the engine rattles

my bum like berserk

While we're singin'

"Don't forget your

shovel if you want

to go to work"

My dad's probably had

a bloody hard day

But he's been good

fun and bubblin'

and jokin' away

And the procession of

cars stuck behind

Are gettin' all impatient

and angry but

we don't mind

An' we're holdin' up

the bypass oh oh

Me and my dad

havin' a top laugh

oh woh

Sittin' on the toolbox

oh oh

And I'm so glad I'm

not in school, boss

So glad I'm not in school

Oh no

And we pull over

to let cars past

And pull off again,

speeding by the

summer green grass

And we're like giants

up here in our

big yellow digger

Like Zoids or

Transformers or

maybe even bigger

And I wanna transform

into a Tyrannosaurus Rex

And eat up all the

bullies and the

teachers and their pets

And I'll tell all

my mates that my

dad's B.A. Baracus

Only with a JCB and

Bruce Lee's nunchuckas

And we're holdin'

up the bypass

oh oh

Me and my dad

havin' a top laugh

oh woh

Sittin' on the toolbox

oh oh

And I'm so glad I'm

not in school, boss

So glad I'm

not in school

And we're holdin'

up the bypass

oh oh

Me and my dad

havin' a top laugh

oh woh

Sittin' on the toolbox

oh woh

And I'm so glad I'm

not in school, boss

So glad I'm

not in school

Said I'm Luke I'm five

and my Dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me 'round

in his JCB

I'm Luke I'm five

and my Dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me 'round

in his JCB

I'm Luke I'm five

and my Dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me 'round

in his JCB

I'm Luke I'm five

and my Dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me 'round

and we're holdin'

up the bypass

Woh oh

Me and my dad

havin' a top laugh

Woh oh woh

And I'm sittin'

on the toolbox

oh woh

And I'm so glad I'm

not in school, boss

So glad I'm

not in school

Said I'm Luke I'm five

and my Dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me 'round

in his JCB

I'm Luke I'm five

and my Dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me 'round

in his...

I'm Luke I'm five

and my Dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me 'round

in his JCB

I'm Luke I'm five

and my Dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me 'round

in his JCB