Lyrics for Heaven Is A Halfpipe
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If I die
before I wake
At least
in heaven
I can skate
'Cos right now
on earth
I can't do jack
Without the man
up on my back
Now heaven
would be a D.J.
spinin' dub
all night long
And heaven would
be just kickin back
with Jesus
packing my bong
And if you don't
believe in Jesus
then Muhammad
or Budha too
And while the
world is warring
we just sit back
and laugh at you
Singing
If I die
before I wake
At least
in heaven
I can skate
'Cos right now
on earth
I can't do jack
Without the man
up on my back
Now when most people
think of heaven
they see those
pearly gates
But I looked
a little closer and
there's a sign
that says
do not skate
So if you wanna
come to my heaven
we all gonna
have a ball
'Cos everyone you
know is welcome
and we got no
gates or walls
Singing
If I die
before I wake
At least
in heaven
I can skate
'Cos right now
on earth
I can't do shit
Without the man
f**king with it
And then I got
to the gate
Pulled out a list
that I'd been
callin' fate
I'm sorry friend
you can't come in
You got a list here
that doesn't end
You're mad 'cos
I smoke dope
You teachin' any
classes in
how to cope
I'll find a place
to rest my head
I'd rather be
alone now
that I'm dead
Like Christian Hossoi
way back in '87
We'll be bustin'
christ air's until
we get to heaven
Think I really care
that I missed biology
Got my education
in stale fishology
With all your rules
you got to chill
I'm gonna
twist out
like Mike Mcgill
Gonna twist out
'cos I got
the skills
Gonna twist out
'cos I got
the skills
I got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills..
Hey heaven is
a halfpipe!
If I die
before I wake
At least
in heaven
I can skate
'Cos right now
on earth
I can't do jack
Without the man
up on my back
If I die
before I wake
At least
in heaven
I can skate
'Cos right now
on earth
I can't do shit
Without the man
f**king with it
If I die
before I wake
At least
in heaven
I can skate
'Cos right now
on earth
I can't do shit
Without the man
f**king with it
If I die
before I wake
At least
in heaven
I can skate
'Cos right now
on earth
I can't do shit
Without the man
f**king with it
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