I'm getting married

in the mornin'

Ding dong the bells are

gonna chime

Pull out the stopper

Let's have a whopper

But get me to the

church on time

I gotta be there

in the mornin'

Spruced up and lookin'

in me prime

Girls come and kiss me

Show how you'll

miss me

but get me to the

church on time

If I am dancin'

roll up the floor

If I am whistlin'

whewt me out the door

For I'm getting married

in the mornin'

Ding dong the bells are

gonna chime

Kick up a rumpus

but don't lose

the compass and

Get me to the church

Get me to the church

For Gawd's sake

get me to

the church on time

I'm getting married

in the mornin'

Ding dong the bells

are gonna chime

Drug me or jail me

Stamp me and mail me

But get me to the

church on time

I gotta be there

in the mornin'

Spruced up

and lookin' in me prime

Some bloke who's able

Lift up the table and

get me to the

church on time

If I am flyin'

then shoot me down

If I am wooin'

get her out of town for

I'm gettin' married

in the mornin'

Ding dong the bells

are gonna chime

Feather and tar me

Call out the army but

get me to the church

Get me to the church for

Gawd's sake get me

to the church on time

I'm getting married

in the mornin'

Ding dong the bells

are gonna chime

Hail and salute me

Haul off and boot me

and get me

to the church

Get me to the church

For Gawd's sake

get me to the

church on time