Dearly beloved

We are gathered

here today

to get through this

thing called life

Electric word life

It means forever and

that's a mighty

long time but I'm

here to tell ya

There's something

else:

The afterworld

A world of never

ending happiness

You can always

see the sun,

day or night

So when you call up

that shrink in

Beverly Hills

You know the one

Doctor Everything'll

Be Alright

Instead of asking him

how much of your

time is left

ask him how much

of your mind, baby

'Cos in this life

things are much

harder than in

the afterworld

In this life

you're on

your own

And if de-elevator

tries to bring

you down

Go crazy

punch a

higher floor

If you don't

like the world

you're living in

Take a look

around

At least you

got friends

You see I called

my old lady

For a

friendly word

She picked

up the phone

Dropped it

on the floor

Ah! Ah! is

all I heard

I'm not gonna

let de-elevator

bring us down

Oh no let's go!

Let's go crazy

Let's get nuts

Let's look for

the purple banana

till they put us

in the truck

Let's go!

We're all excited

But we don't

know why

Maybe it's 'cos

we're all

gonna die

And when we do

What's it all for?

You better

live now

Before the

Grim Reaper come

knocking on

your door

Tell me,

are we gonna let

de-elevator

bring us down

Oh no let's go!

Let's go crazy

Let's get nuts

Look for the

purple banana

till they put us

in the truck

Let's go!

C'mon baby

Let's get nuts

Yeah!

Crazy!

Let's go crazy

Are we gonna

let de-elevator

bring us down

Oh no let's go!

Go crazy

I said let's

go crazy

Let's go,

let's go

Go

Let's go

Doctor Everything'll

Be Alright

will make

everything go wrong

Pills and thrills

and dafodills

will kill

Hang tough

children

He's coming

He's coming

Coming

Take me away!