Please allow me

to introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste

I've been around

for a long, long year

stole many a

man's soul and faith

I was 'round

when Jesus Christ

had his moment

of doubt and pain

Made damn sure that Pilate

washed his hands

and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you

hope you guess my name

but what's puzzlin' you

is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg

when I saw it was

a time for a change

killed the czar

and his ministers

Anastasia, screamed in vain

I rode a tank

held a general's rank

when the blitzkrieg raged

and the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you

hope you guess my name

oh, yeah

ah, what's puzzlin' you

is the Nature of my game

oh, yeah

I watched with glee

while your kings and queens

fought for ten decades

for the gods they made

I shouted out

who killed the kennedys

when after all

it was you and me

Let me please

introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste

And I laid traps

for troubadours

who get killed before

they reached Bombay

Pleased to meet you

hope you guessed my name

oh, yeah

but what's puzzlin' you

is the nature of my game

oh, yeah, now get down, baby

Pleased to meet you

hope you guessed my name

oh, yeah

but what's confusing you

is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop

is a criminal

and all the sinners saints

As heads is tails

just call me lucifer

'cause I'm in need

of some restraint

So, if you meet me

have some courtesy

have some sympathy

and some taste

Use all your

well learned politesse

or I'll lay your soul

to waste, um, yeah

Pleased to meet you

hope you guessed my name

um, yeah

but what's puzzlin' you

is the Nature of my game

um, mean it, get down

Woo-hoo

oh, yeah

get on down

oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

tell me baby

what's my name

tell me honey

can ya guess my name

Tell me baby

what's my name

I tell you one time

you're to blame

Ooh-hoo

ooh-hoo

ooh-hoo

oh, yeah

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oh, yeah

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ooh-hoo-hoo

oh, yeah

what's my name

Tell me, baby

what's my name

tell me, sweetie

what's my name

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