We'll drink

a-drink-a-drink

to lily the pink

the pink, the pink

the saviour of

the human race

For she invented

medicinal compound

most efficacious

in every case

Mister Frears

had sticky-out ears

and it made him awful shy

And so they gave him

medicinal compound

and now he's learning

how to fly

Brother Tony

was notably bony

he would never

eat his meals

And so they gave him

medicinal compound

now they move him

'round on wheels

We'll drink

a-drink-a-drink

to lily the pink

the pink, the pink

the saviour of

the human race

For she invented

medicinal compound

most efficacious

in every case

Old Ebeneezer thought

he was Julius Caesar

and so they put him in a home

Where they gave him

medicinal compound

and now he's

Emperor of Rome

Johnny Hammer

had a terrible

st-st-st-st-stammer

he could hardly

s-s-say a word

And so they gave him

medicinal compound

now he's seen

but never heard

We'll... drink

a-drink-a-drink

to lily the pink

the pink, the pink

the saviour of

the human race

For she invented

medicinal compound

most efficacious

in every case

Auntie Milly

ran willy-nilly

when her legs

they did recede

And so they rubbed on

medicinal compound

now they call her millipede

Jennifer Eccles

had terrible freckles

and the boys all

called her names

But she changed with

medicinal compound

and now he joins

in all their games

We'll..... drink

a-drink-a-drink

to lily the pink

the pink, the pink

the saviour of

the human race

For she invented

medicinal compound

most efficacious

in every case

Lily the pink she

turned to drink she

filled up with

paraffin inside

And despite her

medicinal compound

sadly pickalily died

Up to heaven

her soul ascended

for the church bells

they did ring

She took with her

medicinal compound

hark the herald

angels sing

Ooh..... we'll... drink

a-drink-a-drink

to lily the pink

the pink, the pink

the saviour of

the human race

For she invented

medicinal compound

most efficacious

in every case...