Well I don't know

why I came

here tonight

I've got that

feelin' that

somethin' ain't right

I'm so scared

in case I fall off

my chair

And I'm wonderin'

how I'll get down

the stairs

Clowns to the

left of me,

jokers to the right

Here I am

stuck in the

middle with you

Yes I'm stuck in

the middle

with you

And I'm wonderin'

what it is

I should do

It's so hard to keep

this smile

from my face

Losing control,

yeah I'm all

over the place

Clowns to the

left of me,

jokers to the right

Here I am

stuck in the

middle with you

Well you started

off with nothin'

And you're proud

that you're a

self-made man

Yeah

And your friends

they all come crawlin'

Slap you on the

back and say

plee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ease

Plee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ease

Tryin' to make

some sense

of it all

But I can see

that it makes

no sense at all

Is it cool to

go to sleep

on the floor

I don't think that

I can take

any more

Clowns to the

left of me,

jokers to the right

Here I am

stuck in the

middle with you

Stuck in

the middle

Stuck in

the middle middle

Clowns to the

left of me,

jokers to the right

Clowns to the

left of me,

jokers to the right

Stuck in

the middle

Stuck in

the middle

Clowns to the

left of me,

jokers to the right

Here I am

stuck in the

middle with you

Well you started

off with nothin'

And you're proud

that you're a

self-made man

Yeah

And your friends

they all come crawlin'

Slap you on the

back and say

plee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ease

Plee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ease

Well I don't know

why I came

here tonight

I've got that

feelin' that

somethin' ain't right

I'm so scared

in case I fall off

my chair

And I'm wonderin'

how I'll get down

the stairs

Clowns to the

left of me,

jokers to the right

Here I am

stuck in the

middle with you

Oh yeah

Here I am