In number sixty-nine

there lives

a transvestite

He's a man by day

but he's a woman

by night

There's a man in

number four who swears

he's Saddam Hussein

Says he's on

the chart to start

the third world war

Oh if you find the time

please come and

stay a while in my

beautiful neighbourhood

In a hundred and ten

they haven't

paid the rent

So there goes the TV

with the repo man

In nine-nine-nine

they make a living

from crime

The house is always

empty 'cos they're

all doing time

Oh if you find the time

please come and

stay a while in my

beautiful neighbourhood

My neighbourhood

My, my, my

beautiful neighbourhood

My neighbourhood

My, my, my

beautiful neighbourhood

In number eighteen

there lives a

big butch queen

He's bigger than

Tyson and he's

twice as mean

In six-six-six there

lives a Mister Miller

He's our local vicar

and a serial killer

Oh if you find the time

please come and

stay a while in my

beautiful neighbourhood

My neighbourhood

My, my, my

beautiful neighbourhood

My neighbourhood

My, my, my

beautiful neighbourhood

Oh they want to knock

us down 'cos they

think we're scum

But we will all be

waiting when the

bulldozers come

In a neighbourhood

like this you know

it's hard to survive

So you'd better

come prepared 'cos

they won't

take us alive

Oh if you find the time

please come and

stay a while in my

beautiful neighbourhood

My neighbourhood

My, my, my

beautiful neighbourhood

My neighbourhood

My, my, my

beautiful neighbourhood