Lyrics for The Chicken Song
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Sing online nowThe Chicken Song lyrics
It's the time of year
now that spring is in the air
when those two wet gits
with their girly curly hair
Make another song
for moronic holidays
that nauseate-ate-ates
in a million different ways
From the shores of Spain
to the coast
of Southern France
no matter where you hide
you just can't
escape this dance
Hold a chicken in the air
stick a deckchair
up your nose
buy a jumbo jet
and then bury
all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
then extract
your wisdom teeth
form a string quartet
and pretend
your name is Keith
Skin yourself alive
learn to speak Arapahoe
climb inside a dog
and behead an Eskimo
Eat a Renault Four
wear salami in your ears
casserole your Gran
disembowel yourself
with spears
The disco is vibrating
the sound is loud
and grating
it's truly nauseating
let's do the dance again
Hold a chicken in the air
stick a deckchair
up your nose
yes, you'll hear this song
in the holiday discos
And there's no escape
in the clubs or in the bars
you would hear this song
if you holidayed in Mars
Skin yourself alive
learn to speak Arapahoe
climb inside a dog
and behead an Eskimo
Now you've heard it once
your brain will spring a leak
and though you
hate this song
you'll be humming
it for weeks
Hold a chicken in the air
stick a deckchair
up your nose
buy a jumbo jet
and then bury
all your clothes
La-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
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