Male singer

Female singer

Both together

What did I do wrong

oh, you nearly

drove me cuckoo

am I really all that bad

You're worse than

Hannibal Lecter

Charlie Manson

Freddy Krueger

Why are we still together

oh, I can't leave you

'til you're dead

you mean 'til death do us part

I mean like cyanide

strangulation or

an axe to your head

It was lucky for us

I turned the radio on

they say that music

soothes the savage beast

There was something

in that voice

that stopped us seein' red

the two of us

would surely

have ended up dead

You stopped us

from killin' each other

you'll never know

but you saved our lives

I've never thrown

my knickers at you

and I don't come from Wales

Still haven't

solved our problem

you mean we hate

each other's guts

Still wanna

poison your pizza

and I still wanna

cut off your nuts

I've phoned the

marriage guidance

I tied the phone line

'round your neck

I'm sick of all this hatred

oh, that'll be the arsenic

makin' you sick

You were about to drive me

over the edge of a cliff

as I tried to jump out

I knocked the stereo on

You changed your mind

and then slammed

on the brakes

it was lucky for us

we brought his greatest hits

You stopped us

from killin' each other

you'll never know

but you saved our lives

I've never thrown

my knickers at you

and I don't come from Wales

And now our war is over

I've lost the urge

to break your neck

I owe my life to

what's new pussycat

delilah stopped me

hatin' you and

wishin' you dead

Oh, I used to call you Satan

and you were

Cruella De ville

But now you

call me your Delilah

and now I'm not your lucifer

and I am just your pussycat

But just a word

of warnin' now

just in case we ever

get tired of his voice

I know The Mafia

Godzilla, King Kong

and I know an atom bomb

that's going for a song

You stopped us

from killin' each other

you'll never know

but you saved our lives

I've never thrown

my knickers at you

and I don't come from Wales

You stopped us

from killin' each other

you'll never know

but you saved our lives

I've never thrown

my knickers at you

and I don't come from Wales