Spoken...

This is the greatest

and best song

in the world

tribute

Long time ago

me and my

brother Kyle here

we was hitch-hikin'

down a long and

lonesome road

All of a sudden

there shined

a shiny demon

in the middle

of the road

and he said

Sung...

Play the best song

in the world

or I'll eat your soul

soul

Spoken...

Well, me and Kyle

we looked at each other

and we each said

okay

Sung...

And we played

the first thing

that came to our heads

Just so happened to be

the best song in the world

it was the best

song in the world

Look into my eyes

and it's easy to see

one and one make two

two and one make three

it was destiny

Once every

hundred-thousand

years or so

when the sun doth shine

and the moon doth glow

and the grass doth grow...

Spoken...

needless to say

the beast was stunned

whip-crack

went his whoopy tail

and the beast was done

He asked us

(snort) be you angels

and we said, nay

we are but men

rock!

Sung...

aah, aah, aah-ah-ah

Oh, woah, oh-woah-oh

This is not the greatest

song in the world, no

this is just a tribute

couldn't remember

the greatest song

in the world, yeah, oh, no

This is a tribute, oh

to the greatest song

in the world

all right, it was the

greatest song in the world

All right, it was the

best mother-f##kin' song

the greatest song

in the world, all right

Spoken...

And the peculiar thing

is this, my friends

the song we sang

on that fateful night

It didn't actually sound

anything like this song

Sung...

This is just a tribute

you gotta believe me

and I wish you were there

just a matter of opinion

Ah, f##k!

Good God, God lovin'

a-so surprised

to find you can't stop it

On fire, everybody on fire

rich mother-f##ker

compadre, oh

all right, all right