Naughty, naughty

very naughty!

There's a guy in the place

he's got a bittersweet face

and he goes by the

name of Ebeneezer Goode

his friends call him Eezer

and he is the main geezer

and he'll vibe about the place

like no other man could

He's refined, he's sublime

he makes you feel fine

though very much

maligned and misunderstood

but if you know Eezer

he's a real crowd pleaser

he's ever so good

he's Ebeneezer Goode

You see that he's mischievous

mysterious and devious

when he circulates amongst

the people in the place

once you know he's fun

and somethin' of a genius

he gives a grin that goes

around face to face to face

Backwards and then forwards

forwards and then backwards

Eezer is a geezer

he loves to muscle in

that's about the time

the crowd all shout

the name of Eezer

And he's kotcheled

in the corner

laughin' by the bass bin

Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode

he's Ebeneezer Goode

Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode

he's Ebeneezer Goode

Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode

he's Ebeneezer Goode

Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode

he's Ebeneezer Goode

he's Ebeneezer Goode

has anybody got any veras, lovely

ya-ha-ha-ha-ha...

Ya-ha-ha-ha-ha...

Naughty, naughty

very naughty!

Ebeneezer Goode

leadin' light of the scene

know what I mean

see he created the vibe

he takes you for a ride

and as if by design

the party ignites

like he's comin' alive

He takes you to the top

shakes you all around

then back down

you know as he gets mellow

then as smooth as the groove

that is makin' you move

he glides into your mind

with a sunny, hello!

A gentleman of leisure

he's there for your pleasure

but go easy on old Eezer

he's the love you could lose

extraordinary fella

like Mister punchinella

he's the kind of geezer

who must never be abused

When you're in town

and Ebeneezer is around

you can sense a presence

in the sound of the crowd

he gets them all at it

the party starts rockin'

the people get excited

it's time to shout loud

Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode

he's Ebeneezer Goode

Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode

he's Ebeneezer Goode

Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode

he's Ebeneezer Goode

Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode

he's Ebeneezer Goode

He's Ebeneezer Goode

he's Ebeneezer Goode

Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode

Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode

he's Ebeneezer Goode

Got any salmon

sorted!

ya-ha-ha-ha-ha...

ya-ha-ha-ha-ha...

Ah, what a carry on

wicked!

Ah, what a carry on

wicked!