Lyrics for The Real Slim Shady
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The Real Slim Shady lyrics
May I have your
attention please
may I have your
attention please
will the real Slim Shady
please stand up
I repeat
will the real Slim Shady
please stand up
we're gonna have
a problem here
Y'all act like you never
seen a white person before
jaws all on the floor
like Pam, like Tommy
just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her
ass worse than before
they first were divorced
throwin' her
over furniture
It's the return of the
ah, wait, no way
you're kidding
he didn't just say
what I think he did, did he
And Dr. Dre said
nothing you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead
he's locked in my basement
Feminist women
love Eminem
chigga-chigga-chigga
Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around
grabbin' his you-know-what
flippin' the you-know-who
yeah, but he's
so cute though
Yeah, I probably got
a couple of screws
up in my head loose
but no worse than
what's goin' on in
your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes
I wanna get on TV
and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green
to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips
my bum is on your lips
and if I'm lucky
you might just
give it a little kiss
And that's the
message that we
deliver to little kids
and expect them
not to know what
a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna
know what intercourse is
by the time
they hit fourth grade
they got the discovery
channel, don't they
We ain't nothin'
but mammals
well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open
like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead
animals and antelopes
then there's no reason
that a man and
another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel
I got the antidote
women, wave your pantyhose
sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Slim Shady
yes, I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
So, won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady
yes, I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
So, won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
Will Smith don't gotta
cuss in his raps
to sell records
well, I do
so, f**k him
and f**k you too
You think I give a damn
about a Grammy
half of you critics
can't even stomach me
let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win
wouldn't it be weird
why, so you guys can
just lie to get me here
So, you can sit me here
next to Britney Spears
sh**, Christina Aguilera
better switch me chairs
So, I can sit next to Carson
daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over
who she gave head to first
Little b**ch
put me on blast on MTV
yeah, he's cute
but I think he's married
to Kim, hee-hee
I should download
her audio on mp3
and show the whole world
how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little
girl and boy groups
all you do is annoy me
so, I have been sent here
to destroy you
And there's a million
of us just like me
who cuss like me
who just don't
give a f**k like me
Who dress like me
walk, talk and act like me
and just might be
the next best thing
but not quite me
I'm Slim Shady
yes, I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
So, won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady
yes, I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
So, won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
I'm like a head trip
to listen to
'cause I'm only givin' you
things you joke about with
your friends inside
your living room
The only difference is
I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I
don't gotta be false
or sugar-coated at all
I just get on
the mic and spit it
and whether you like to
admit it, I just s**t it
better than ninety percent
of you rappers out can
Then you wonder
how can kids eat up
these albums like valiums
It's funny
'cause at the rate
I'm goin' when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person
in the nursin' home flirting
Pinchin' nurses asses
when I'm jackin'
off with Jergens
and I'm jerkin' but
this whole bag of
viagra isn't workin'
And every single person
is a Slim Shady lurkin'
he could be workin'
at Burger King
spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parkin' lot
circling, screamin'
I don't give a f**k
with his windows down
and his system up
So, will the real Shady
please stand up
and put one of those
fingers on each hand up
And be proud to be
outta your mind
and outta control
and one more time
loud as you can
how does it go
I'm Slim Shady
yes, I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
So, won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady
yes, I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
So, won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady
yes, I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
So, won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady
yes, I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
So, won't the
real Slim Shady
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
Ha, ha
guess there's a
Slim Shady in all of us
f**k it, let's all stand up
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