I drove my tractor

through your haystack

last night

I threw me pitchfork

at your dog to keep quiet

Now somethin's tellin' me

that you'm avoidin' me

come on now, darlin'

you've got somethin' I need

'Cause I got a brand new

combine harvester

and I'll give you the key

come on now

let's get together

in perfect harmony

I got twenty acres

and you've got forty-three

now I got a brand new

combine harvester

and I'll give you the key

she made I laugh, ha, ha

I'll stick by you

I'll give thee all that you need

we'll 'ave twins and triplets

I'm a man built for speed

And you know

I'll love you, darlin'

so, give me your hand

but the thing I want the most

is all they acres of land

'Cause I got a brand new

combine harvester

and I'll give you the key

come on now

let's get together

in perfect harmony

I got twenty acres

and you've got forty-three

now I got a brand new

combine harvester

and I'll give you the key

Aw, she's a lovely

bit of stuff an' all

for seven long years

I've been alone in this place

eat, sleep, in the kitchen

it's a proper disgrace

Now if I cleaned it up

would you change your mind

I'll give up drinkin' scrumpy

and that lager and lime

'Cause I got a brand new

combine harvester

and I'll give you the key

come on now

let's get together

in perfect harmony

I got twenty acres

and you've got forty-three

now I've got a brand new

combine harvester

and I'll give you the key

who loves thee, baby, ha!

Weren't we a grand couple

at that last wurzel dance

I wore brand new gaiters

and me corduroy pants

In your new Sunday dress

with your perfume

smellin' grand

we had our photos took

and us holdin' hands

Now I got a brand new

combine harvester

and I'll give you the key

now that we'me both

past our fifties

I think that you and me

Should stop this galavantin'

and will you marry me

'cause I got a brand new

combine harvester

and I'll give you the key

Ah, you're a fine lookin'

woman and I can't wait

to get me hands

on your land, ha, ha!