I can ride my bike

with no handlebars

no handlebars

no handlebars

I can ride my bike

with no handlebars

no handlebars

no handlebars

Look at me, look at me

hands in the air

like it's good to be

alive and I'm a

famous rapper

Even when the paths

are all crookedy

I can show you

how to dosey doe

I can show you

how to scratch a record

I can take apart

the remote control

And I can almost

put it back together

I can tie a knot

in a cherry stem

I can tell you about

Leif Ericson

I know all the words

to De Colores

And I'm proud to

be an American

me and my friends

saw a platypus

Me and my friend

made a comic book

and guess how

long it took

I can do anything

that I want 'cause

look

I can keep rhythm

with no metronome

no metronome

no metronome

And I can see your

face on the telephone

on the telephone

on the telephone

Look at me, look at me

just called to say

that it's good to be

alive

In such a small world

I'm all curled up

with a book to read

I can make money

open up a thrift store

I can make a

living off a magazine

I can design an engine

64 miles to a gallon

of gasoline

I can make

new antibiotics

I can make computers

survive aquatic conditions

I know how to

run a business

and I can make you

wanna buy a product

Movers shakers

and producers

me and my friends

understand the future

I see the strings that

control the system

and I can do anything

with no assistance

'Cause I can lead a nation

with a microphone

with a microphone

with a microphone

And I can split the

atoms of a molecule

of a molecule

of a molecule

Look at me, look at me

driving and I won't stop

and it feels so good

to be alive and on top

My reach is global

my tower secure

my cause is noble

my power is pure

I can handout a

million vaccinations

or let 'em all die

from exasperations

Have 'em all healed

from their lacerations

or have 'em all killed

by assassinations

I can make anybody

go to prison

just because

I don't like 'em

And I can do anything

with no permission

I have it all under

my command because

I can guide a missile

by satellite, by satellite

by satellite

And I can hit a target

through a telescope

through a telescope

through a telescope

And I can end the

planet in a holocaust

in a holocaust

in a holocaust

In a holocaust

In a holocaust

In a holocaust...

I can ride my bike

with no handlebars

no handlebars

no handlebars

I can ride my bike

with no handlebars

no handlebars

no handlebars