Gym Class Heroes

Ha ha

you know what it is

Gym Class Heroes

The Dream

It's hard to look innocent

when I got cookie crumbs

all over my face and s**t

I like girls

they like me

they look so good

in their Seven jeans

You're strictly the one

and my only

I wanna be faithful

but I can't keep

my hands out

the cookie jar

My hands, my hands,

my uh my hands

can't keep my hands,

my hands, my, my, my

Can't keep my hands,

my hands, my, my, my

can't keep my hands,

my hands my hands

out the cookie jar

You see I got this problem

I need help tryna solve it

'cause meeting after

meeting and I'm still

a cookie holic

You can hide them

Imma find them

on the counter

in the closet

And I'll say I ain't do it

with my face covered

in chocolate

My girl be setting

booby traps

to catch me eating

Scooby snacks

I left crumbs

in the bed once

but I told her I was

through with that

She still don't be

believing me

and I guess that

I'm cool with that

But I got a sweet tooth

that'll never come loose

and the truth of

the matter is

I like girls

they like me

they look so good

in their Seven jeans

You're strictly the one

and my only

I want to be faithful

but I can't keep

my hands out

the cookie jar

My hands, my hands,

my ha uh my hands

can't keep my hands,

my hands, my, my, my

Can't keep my hands,

my hands, my, uh, my

can't keep my hands,

my hands my hands

out the cookie jar

I got a thing for Milano,

Biscotti Italianos

and I never turn down

some Oreos if you

got those

Butter Pecan Puerto

Rican,

or them Oatmeal

Raisin Asians

Hazelnut Brazilians,

Macadamia Caucasians,

Double stuffed or thin mint

it don't matter

you gettin' it

'Cause I got a sweet tooth

that'll never come loose

and the fact of

the matter is

I like girls

they like me

they look so good

in their Seven jeans

You're strictly the one

and my only

I want to be faithful

but I can't keep

my hands out

the cookie jar

My hands, my hands,

my ha uh my hands

can't keep my hands,

my hands, my, my, my

Can't keep my hands,

my hands, my, uh, my

can't keep my hands,

my hands my hands

out the cookie jar

I'm a monster

for these cookies

I'm a beast

for they treats

An animal for

they crackers

head to head

they so damn sweet

Can't keep my hands,

my hands, my ha uh my

can't keep my hands,

my hands, my hands

out the cookie jar

And then you

have it ha ha

I tried my best

I went to

cookie anonymous

I guess I'm a failure

I can't seem to keep

my damn hands

out the cookie jar but,

it is what it is