What do you get

when you fall in love

a guy with a pin

to burst your bubble

That's what you get

for all your trouble

I'll never fall in love again

I'll never fall in love again

What do you get

when you kiss a guy

you get enough germs

to catch pneumonia

After you do

he'll never phone ya

I'll never fall in love again

I'll never fall in love again

Don't tell me

what it's all about

'cause I've been there

and I'm glad I'm out

Out of the chains

the chains that bind you

that is why

I'm here to remind you

What do you get

when you fall in love

you only get lies

and pain and sorrow

So, for at least

until tomorrow

I'll never fall in love again

I'll never fall in love again

Don't tell me

what it's all about

'cause I've been there

and I'm glad I'm out

Out of the chains

the chains that bind you

that is why

I'm here to remind you

What do you get

when you give your heart

you get it all broken up

and battered

That's what you get

a heart that's shattered

I'll never fall in love again

I'll never fall in love again...