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The Size Of A Cow lyrics

Don't you think it's funny

that nothing's what it seems

when you're

not looking forward

Me, I'd like to think

that life is like a drink

and I'm hopin' that

it tastes like bourbon

You know that I've been

drunk a thousand times

and these should be

the best days of my life, life

it's not what I thought it was

Damn blast!

look at my past

I'm rippin' up my feet

over broken glass

I said, Oh wow

look at me now

I'm buildin' up my problems

to the size of a cow

Oh..... the size of a cow

You know it

would be strange

to live life in a cage

and only believe

the things you see

that are written on the page

How easy would it be to

be home in time for tea

and stop feeling like a

sailboat rockin' on the sea

You know that it's been

sunk a thousand times

and these should be

the best days of my life, life

it's not what I thought it was

Damn blast!

look at my past

I'm rippin' up my feet

over broken glass

I said, Oh wow

look at me now

I'm buildin' up my problems

to the size of a cow

Oh..... the size of a cow

Oh..... the size of a cow

You know that I've been

drunk a thousand times

and these should be

the best days of my life, life

it's not what I thought it was

Damn blast!

look at my past

I'm rippin' up my feet

over broken glass

I said, Oh wow

look at me now

I'm buildin' up my problems

to the size of a cow

Damn blast!

look at my past

I'm rippin' up my feet

over broken glass

I said, Oh wow

look at me now

I'm buildin' up my problems

to the size of a cow

Oh..... the size of a cow

Oh.....

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