Lyrics for Funky Cold Medina
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Cold coolin' at a bar
and I'm looking for
some action
But like Mike Jagger said
I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around
but none of them
want to get with me
My threads are fresh
and I'm lookin def
yo, what's up with L-O-C?
The girls I saw jockin
at the other end
of the bar
Havin' drinks
with some
no name chump
when they know
that I'm the star
So I got up and
strolled over
to the other side
of the cantina
I asked the guy
why you so fly?
he said
Funky Cold Medina
Funky Cold Medina
This brother told me
a secret on how to
get more chicks
Put a little Medina
in your glass
and the girls will
come real quick
It's better than any
alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips
of this love potion
and she'll be on your lap
So I gave some
to my dog
when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl
and he looked at me
and did the wild thing
on my leg
He used to scratch
and bite me
before he was much
much meaner
But now all the poodles
run to my house
for Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin?
I got every dog
in my neighbourhood
breaking down my door
I got Spuds' McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
they won't leave my dog
alone with that Medina,
pal
I went up to this girl
she said hi my name
is Sheena
I thought she'd be good
to go with a little
Funky Cold Medina
She said I'd like a drink
I said okay I'd go get it
then a couple sips
she cold licked her lips
And I knew that
she was with it
So I took her to my crib
and everything went
well as planned
But when she got
undressed
it was a big old mess
Sheena was a man
So I threw him out
I don't fool around with no
Oscar Meyer Weiner
You must be sure
that your girl is pure
for the Funky Cold Medina
You know
ain't no playing
with a man
This is the eighties
and I'm down
with the ladies
Break it down
Back in the saddle
lookin' for a little affection
I took a shot
as a contestant
on the Love Connection
The audience voted
and you know
they picked a winner
I took my date
to the Hilton for Medina
and some dinner
She had a few drinks
I'm thinkin' soon
what I'll be gettin'
Instead she started talking
'bout plans
for a wedding
So wait slow down
love not so fast
I'll be seeing ya
That's why I found
you don't play around
with the
Funky Cold Medina
You know what
I'm saying that
Medina is a monster y'all
Funky Cold Medina
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