That's right, you knows

what I'm saying

Your mother's offered

me the goods,

I'm not paying

It started as a laugh,

as a bit of a joke

Something funny to say

when I was

having a smoke

I first heard off this

bloke this f***ing

rumour going round

Your mother's reputation

is not sound

She's saving up the

pennies hoping they'd

turn into pounds

To have the operation

to swap her

gender around

It's a shock to me and

it's a shock to you

Your mother's got a beard,

sandals and a penis too

It don't look right when

she's walking down the

street

To see her ball bag jiggin'

to the beat of her feet

I said

Your mother's

got a penis

Your mother's

got a penis

Your mother's

got a penis

That's right, your

mother's got a penis

In internet rooms and

computer mainframes

There's loads of emails

about your mother's

blue veins

Not the ones in her legs

or the backs of her arms

But the ones in her

member head and

in her garms

She walks around proud,

with a short dress on

Which sometimes

exposes the tip

of her dong

Often it's dripping,

sometimes it's dry

No matter when

I see her there's

a tear in my eye

I thought I had to tell

you, had to put it in a

letter but I thought

f**k that I'd write a

song it's much better

The only way

to do it, to really

let you know

I could prove it

'cos I gave it a blow

It was purely

accidentally 'cos she

got me really drunk

And she made me

kiss her

elephant trunk

You know why?

That's right

Your mother

got a penis

Your mother's

got a penis

Your mother's

got a penis

Your mother's

got a penis

That's right

Your mother's

got a penis

Your mother's

got a penis

Your mother's

got a penis

Your mother's

got a penis

When she walks

down the street then

she walks like

John Wayne

I just seen her p***ing

standing up again

Don't make no sense

when you see her

here and there

She's got a

cock and balls and

real pubic hair

And a single eye that

sometimes weeps

If she's lying on the bed

then she rubs it

on the sheets

Or up against the

door or the back

of your neck

If your mother's around

then you make

a double check

I hate to tell you with

all due respect

Take your mother to

the doctor because her

front bum's wrecked

You know why?

Your mother's

got a penis

Your mother's

got a penis

Your mother's

got a penis

Your mother's

got a penis

That's right

Your mother's

got a penis

Your mother's

got a penis

Your mother's

got a penis

Your mother's

got a penis

That's right

Your mother's

got a penis

For the eighteenth week

running, UK rap group

the GLC hold the number

one position of the

US billboard chart with

the smash hit "Your

Mother's Got A Penis"

Come 'ere boys,

you never seen a

woman with

a c**k before?

Come 'ere,

c'mon look at it

Bouncing up and down

I'll stick it in you

Come 'ere, a woman

with a c**k

Tidy

It's the truth man,

his mother's actually

got a penis!