Singer 1

Singer 2

Both together

Dearest, darlingest

Momsie and Popsicle

my dear father

There's been some confusion

over rooming here at Shiz

but of course

I'll care for Nessa

but of course

I'll rise above it

For I know that's how

you'd want me to respond

yes

there's been some confusion

for you see

my room mate is...

Unusually and

exceedingly peculiar

and altogether quite

impossible to describe...

blonde!

What is this feeling

so sudden and new

I felt the moment

I laid eyes on you

My pulse is rushing

my head is reeling

my face is flushing

what is this feeling

Fervid as a flame

does it have a name

yes.....

loathing

unadulterated loathing

For your face

your voice

your clothing

let's just say

I loathe it all

Every little trait

however small

makes my very flesh

begin to crawl

With simple utter loathing

there's a

strange exhilaration

in such total detestation

it's so pure, so strong

Though I do admit

it came on fast

still I do believe

that it can last

And I will be loathing

loathing you

my whole life long

Dear Galinda

you are just too good

how do you stand it

I don't think I could

She's a terror, she's a tartar

we don't mean to show a bias

but Galinda

you're a martyr

well, these things

are sent to try us

Poor Galinda

forced to reside

with someone

so disgusting-i-fied

We just want to tell you

we're all on your side

we share your...

What is this feeling

so sudden and new

I felt the moment

I laid eyes on you

My pulse is rushing

my head is reeling

oh, what is this feeling

does it have a name

yes... ahh.....

Loathing, there's a

strange exhilaration

in such total detestation

it's so pure, so strong

Though I do admit

it came on fast

still I do believe

that it can last

And I will be loathing

for forever

loathing truly deeply

loathing you...

my whole life long...

Boo!

Ah!