If they could

see me now

that little gang of mine

I'm eating fancy chow

and drinking fancy wine

I'd like those stumble

bums to see for a fact

The kind of top drawer

first rate chums I attract

all I can say is wow-ee

look at where I am

Tonight I landed, pow!

right in a pot of jam

What a set up!

Holy cow

they'd never believe it

if my friends

could see me now!

If they could

see me now

mylittle dusty group

Traipsin' round this million

dollar chicken coop

I'd hear those

thrift shop cats say

Brother get her!

Draped on a bed

spread made

from three kinds of fur

all I can say is wow

wait till the riff an' raff

See just exactly how

hesigned this autograph

what a build up

Holy cow

they'd never believe it

if my friends

could see me now!

If they could

see me now

alone with Mister V

Who's waiting on me

like he was a maîtred'

I'd hear my

buddies saying

"Crazy what gives?

Tonight she's living like

the other half live"

to think the highest brow

which I must say is he

Should pick the

lowest brow

which there's

no doubt is me

What a step up

Holy cow

they'd never believe it

if my friends

could see me now

They'd never believe it

They'd never believe it

if my friends

could see me now

Hi girls it's me

Charity!