Today I don't feel

like doin' anything

I just wanna

lay in my bed

Don't feel like

pickin' up my phone

so, leave a message

at the tone

'cause today I swear

I'm not doin' anything

Uh!

I'm gonna kick my feet up

then stare at the fan

turn the TV on

throw my hand

down my pants

Nobody's gonna

tell me I can't

no!

I'll be loungin' on the couch

just chillin' in my snuggie

click to MTV

so, they can teach me

how to dougie

'Cause in my castle

I'm the freakin' man

oh yes, I said it

I said it

I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel

like doin' anything

I just wanna

lay in my bed

Don't feel like

pickin' up my phone

so, leave a message

at the tone

'Cause today I swear

I'm not doin' anything

nothin' at all

nothing at all

Tomorrow I'll wake up

do some P90X

meet a really nice girl

have some really nice sex

And she's gonna

scream out this is great

yeah

I might mess around and

get my college degree

I bet my old man

will be so proud of me

But sorry pops

you'll just have to wait

oh yes, I said it

I said it

I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel

like doin' anything

I just wanna

lay in my bed

Don't feel like

pickin' up my phone

so, leave a message

at the tone

'cause today I swear

I'm not doin' anything

No, I ain't gonna

comb my hair

'cause I ain't

goin' anywhere

no, no, no, no

no, no, no, no, no, oh...

I'll just strut

in my birthday suit

and let everything

hang loose

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, today I don't feel

like doin' anything

I just wanna

lay in my bed

Don't feel like

pickin' up my phone

so, leave a message

at the tone

'Cause today I swear

I'm not doin' anything

nothin' at all

nothing at all

nothing at all