I have been

dragging around

your sensitive ego

Making sure that

your bags arrive

on time

For the dog

and pony show

a leather suitcase

like a brick

It kinda makes it hard

to get a good grip

I drop your troubles off

at the conveyor belt

I hand you a ticket

to go get it yourself

at the baggage claim

You got a lot of luggage

in your name

And when you

hit the ground check

the lost and found

cuz it ain't my

problem now

I can't carry it on

I got a lot of troubles

of my own

It's all over the yard

and the trunk of the car

I'm packing it in

so come and get it

If it ain't obvious what

has set me off today

Behind every woman

scorned is a man

who made her that way

Go on and take

your little business trip

with that sweet little

habit that you can't kick

You better call your

momma when ya get

to town cuz I ain't gonna

be hanging around

at the baggage claim

You got a lot of luggage

in your name

When you hit the ground

check the lost and found

because it ain't

my problem now

I can't carry it on

I got a lot of troubles

of my own

It's all over the yard

and the trunk of the car

and I'm packing it in

so come and get it

Come and get it

Come and pick it up

pick it up

Before I blow it up

in flames

you better pick it up

pick it up

Baby I mean it everything

at the baggage claim

you got a lot of luggage

in your name

And when you hit

the ground check

the lost and found

cuz it ain't

my problem now

I can't carry it on

I got a lot of troubles

of my own

It's all over the yard

and the trunk of the car

well I'm packing it in

so come and get it

Come and get it