Hey, Mister Churchill

comes over here

to say we're

doing splendidly

But it's very cold

out here in the snow

marching to and

from the enemy

Oh, I say it's tough

I have had enough

can you stop the cavalry

I have had to fight

almost every night

down throughout

the centuries

That is when I say

Oh yes, yet again

can you stop the cavalry

Mary Bradley waits at home

in the nuclear fall-out zone

wish I could be dancing now

in the arms of the girl I love

Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum

dub-a-dub-a-dum

dub-a-dum-dum

dub-a-dum-dub-a-dub-a-dum

Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum

dub-a-dub-a-dum

dub-a-dum-dum

dub-a-dum-dub-a-dub-a-dum

wish I was at home

for Christmas

Bang goes another bomb

on another town

while the czar

and Jim have tea

If I get home

live to tell the tale

I'll run for all presidencies

if I get elected, I'll stop

I will stop the cavalry

Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum

dub-a-dub-a-dum

dub-a-dum-dum

dub-a-dum-dub-a-dub-a-dum

Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum

dub-a-dub-a-dum

dub-a-dum-dum

dub-a-dum-dub-a-dub-a-dum

wish I was at home

for Christmas

Wish I could be dancing now

in the arms of the girl I love

Mary Bradley waits at home

she's been waiting

two years long

Wish I was at home

for Christmas