A weakling

weighing ninety-eight pounds

will get sand in his face

when kicked to the ground

and soon in the gym

with a determined chin

The sweat from his pores

as he works for his cause

will make him

glisten and gleam

And with massage

and just a little bit of steam

he’ll be pink and quite Clean

he’ll be a strong man

Oh honey

but the wrong man

He’ll eat

nutritious high protein

and swallow raw eggs

try to build up his shoulders

his chest, arms and legs

Such an effort

if he only knew of my plan

in just seven days

I can make you a man...

He’ll do press-ups

and chin-ups

do the snatch

Clean and jerk

he thinks dynamic tension

must be hard work

Such strenuous living

I just don’t understand

when in just seven days

Oh baby

I can make you a man.....