I've been goin'

out with a girl

her name is Julie

but last night she said to me

when we were

watching telly

This is what she said

she said listen John

I love you

but there's

this bloke I fancy

I don't want

to two-time you

so, it's the end

for you and me

Who's this bloke I asked her

Gordon, she replied

not that poof

I said dismayed

yes, but he's

no poof she cried

He's more of a man

than you'll ever be

here we go

two, three, four

I was so upset that I cried

all the way to the chip shop

when I came out

there was Gordon

standin' at the bus stop

And guess who was with him

yeah, Julie

and they were

both laughin' at me

Oh, she is cruel

and heartless

to pack me for Gordon

Just 'cause he's better

looking than me

just 'cause he's

cool and trendy

But I know he's a moron

Gordon is a moron

Gordon is a moron

Gordon is a moron

Here we go

two, three, four

oh, she's a slag

and he's a creep

she's a tart

he's very cheap

She is a slut

he thinks he's tough

she is a bitch

he is a poof

yeah, yeah, it's not fair

yeah, yeah, it's not fair

I'm so upset

I'm so upset

I'm so upset, yeah yeah

I ought to smash his face in

yeah, but he's bigger

than me isn't he

I know, I'll get my mate

Barry to hit him

he'd flatten him

Yeah, but Barry's

a mate of Gordon's isn't he

oh well, I don't care

I don't care

I don't care

'cause she's a slag

and he's a creep

she's a tart

he's very cheap

She is a slut

he thinks he's tough

yeah, yeah, it's not fair

yeah, yeah, it's not fair

yeah, yeah, it's not fair