10 things that Meatloaf would not do for love

So, we're all pretty familiar with the idea that Meatloaf would openly do anything for love. But he just won't do that. DO what though? What actually is it he refuses to do, for the greatest gift of all...love? It's one of the most enigmatic lyrics of all time and, quite frankly, winds us right up. Well, we're livid. 

To solve the unsolved, we've decided to suggest 10 things that he may very well have been referring to in his iconic song I'd Do Anything For Love. Ready? Let's sing!!

I would do anythingggggg for love, but I won't...

1. ...eat a tonne of meatloaf. Ain't nobody able to do that. 

2. ...fight a shark. He may be great, but he's no Great White. 

3. ...move to the Amazon. Armed with just a wooden spear and sheer willpower. 

4. ...star on Made in Chelsea. Bluebird, in his eyes, is just a winged creature. 

5. ...sing in the Live Lounge. No acoustic rendition of 'My Heart Will Go On' then. 

6. ...race a cheetah. We'd be severely impressed if he did do that, for love or no love. 

7. ...say the word 'Reem'. Leave it.

8. ...head down into Hell. Then chase a bat out of it. Come on now. 

9. ...willingly sport a man-bun. There are no words.

10. ...re-release the smash hit. With an extra line of what exactly it is that he won't be doing.